It’s beginning to look a lot like CHRIS-mas, that special time of year where we celebrate the birth of every, single Chris.
But do you recall, the most festive Chris of them all?
Dana Schwartz took to Twitter to prove that, thanks to his wordplay-ready last name, Chris Pine is the perfect complement to the holiday season.
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Every other tree pales in comparison to the Christmas Pine. Can you do a Christmas Hemsworth? Well, you could, but that would take a lot of explaining. Best to just stick to the wordplay that works.
The question remains: Isn’t this a lot of work to go through just to be around Chris Pine’s face all through the holiday season? The answer is no. No amount of work is too great for Chris, who has definitely gotten hotter recently. Don’t believe me? We’ve done an investigation.
The Christmas Pine, complete with a random top hat (for formal occasions) goes perfectly with all your other celebrity-themed holiday decorations, like Mindy Kaling’s Wreath Witherspoon.
No home is complete without a couple dozen famous faces, cut out and clipped to greenery. It’s a holiday essential.